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I AM J.D. VANCE

I ONCE COMPARED

TRUMP

TO

HITLER

THE 48th PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES

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EASTER 2025

NEVER FORGET

JD Vance met Pope Francis on Easter in 2025.​

The next day, Francis passed away (Requiem aeternam dona ei, Domine)

Coincidence?

Hmm...

MAKING AMERICA

HEALTHY AGAIN

We're bringing back Glysophates in your foods, courtesy of the pesticide RoundUp!

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QUICK FACTS

About J.D. Vance

  • JD Vance didn't play any sports in high school.

  • JD Vance worked at a 24 hour grocery store called Dillman's.

  • Once a “Principled Never-Trump Guy™”, now rebranded as “Actually, This Was Always a Monetization Strategy.”

  • Pope Francis died within 24 hours of meeting him on Easter.

  • Dressed up as a woman in college.

  • JD Vance is a lot like Charlie Kirk, according to Erika Kirk.

  • JD Vance was not Trump's first pick for Vice President.

  • JD Vance wants his wife Usha Vance to be Christian.

  • JD Vance didn't go to his senior prom.

  • JD Vance has a fridge full of winter boots, hiking boots and LAPG Men's Sector 8" Black Side-Zip Waterproof Duty Tactical Boots - yummy!

“It was bizarre, I went to play N64 on the couch the next afternoon and it was super sticky. The only person there prior was JD."

A College Roommate

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